Let me tell you a little bit about me. Pull up a chair ladies, grab some coffee…
I like…. pretty things. I am in awe of beautiful sights. I love the breathtaking things this world has to offer. I love exploring and adventuring somewhere to look at something new. Key word ‘look’.
The thought of camping makes me want to actually cry. Well, not totally true. For a breif second though…. perhaps you’d call it a glimps… I see my family huddled around a camp fire singing camp fire-esk songs and living the unplugged dream. It’s really a beautiful view. Then I remember that there is dirt, and smoke, who knows how many crazy person-eating-animals and bugs present….
Brides, listen. I’m SO down to go adventuring with you. I am. Let’s climb mountains and explore cities and do crazy things, all for the pictures. But when it’s all said and done what do you say we crash in a nice hotel, huh??
This brings me to these images, meet Emily. She is insane.
This girl is a surfer, hiker, entrepreneur, and model on the side. Don’t worry, those things don’t make her insane. Those things are pretty cool, in my opinion. What makes her insane is her absolute lack of terror… I mean sense of awareness, of course… as she plows through the wilderness. Like, nature here people. She kept saying things like “just wild boars” and “probably a snake” while wearing no shoes. Basically she almost gave me a heart attack, and thought it was funny. The whole time.
We’re still friends though. Emily is the kind of person you want to hang with, be friends with, and drink coffee with. But you also have to be really careful with her because she’s also the kind of person to try and talk you into…. ehem…. camping and being friends with wild boars.
Not to worry, thankfully Nancy Reagan taught me how to ‘just say NO’.
Before I get a ton of emails and comments, I’m SURE camping is great. A wonderful experience, beautiful and great for the family. I’m not a hater, I’m not. I just want to view nature from the cleanliness of a balcony overlooking…. well, whatever.
To those of you enjoying nature, you go girl. To those of you, who like me, are enjoying another cup of coffee, enjoy. 😉